 | Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker |
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 | Congress Approves 500 Billion For Monument To Human Folly |
| United Airlines Exploring Viability Of Stacking Them Like Cordwood | |
| House Haunted By Tortured Souls Of Current Residents | |
November 7, 2009
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| Sports: 95-Year-Old Yankees Fan Afraid He'll Never Get To See Team Win 27 More World Series |
| Just Area Man's Luck |
| Sports: Brett Favre Avenges Storied 16-Year Career With Packers |
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 | Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Your big mouth will get you in a lot of trouble this week, though it's actually your small jaw that'll be to blame. |
