Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again
LONDON—The queen assured her 59-year-old son, Prince Charles, that he was still special, and the baby would not replace him as the heir apparent to the crown.
JERUSALEM—"Israel has always been the deathplace of the Jews," said Moshe Abrahim. "To have it occupied by Palestinian bodies is an insult to our great history."
Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate
TWIN FALLS, ID—"It's beautiful," said one nearby observer who wished to remain anonymous. "I never tire of watching these majestic creatures breed."
'Time' Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece
NEW YORK—The 24-page profile features the most lack-of-depth reporting on Obama ever published, and has helped to redefine the boundaries of journalistic drivel.
WASHINGTON—The United States Supreme Court heard oral arguments yesterday in the case of Wright v. Dreckman, which calls into question professional baseball player David Wright's 2005 check swing against the San Diego Padres and...
