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Volume Issue | January 8, 2009
Historical Archives: Two Feared Dead In Near-By Child-Birth

Two SOULS have been struck DEAD, and their Bodies bereft of Divine Breath, and left mouldering where they lay, in Roanoke, the sad but not surprising Aftermath of an incident of CHILD-BIRTH.

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