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Friday, May 16, 2008
Vatican Okays Space Aliens

Vatican chief astronomer Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes stated that belief in extraterrestrial life is not contradictory with church doctrine because aliens would still be God's creatures. What do you think?

Young WomanBabette Kroll, Systems Analyst
"Is that the same astronomer who pardoned Galileo? He's really on fire this decade."

Young ManMark Klein, Opthalmic Dispenser
"Get with the times, Catholicism. Scientology already proved that aliens are real."

Black ManJerry Goodwiler, Cashier
"Sure, what's the harm in believing in two things with no physical evidence?"


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